https://wiebitte.io/der-mihoyogang-21-04-28/的直球翻译（确信，用了google translate+人工校对，当然主要是看google translate翻译我满篇黑话的玩意准确度有多高🤔实测大概只有40%左右，除了它没法识别出我喜欢拿thonk emoji当标点符号的习惯外，它也没法识别出里面绝大多数的专有名词和黑话（也算专有名词）🤔需要在语法层面大改的只有那么两三次🤔

另外，如果接下来的东西行文风格非常奇怪的话，那是因为我基本上不会改它翻译后的东西，除非它翻译的实在是太烂了，意思都是错的🤔

好了，正文

The reason why "der paimongang" is not used as title, is that the reason Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha was -ganged, no, almost demolished this time, really has nothing to do with Cuties Impact.

When I heard this news in a small chatroom where Cuties Impact was often discussed, my first reaction was that a powerful redneck meta player thought the meta was so hard, that he traveled across the ocean to assassinate Mihoyo bosses, only to be arrested by fbi, as the link was written about Genshin Impact anyway. After looking at the news carefully, It's Honkai 3rd? Now I know what really happened, in a matter of milliseconds.

And actually this incident can be said to be funny af. It has been going on for more than a month, and reached its climax in the last few days with the hakushin apology of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha (oouso.

ass ass in (hakushin

As early as last month, someone showed 4chan style terrorism on Tieba, forgotting that the biggest difference between Tieba and 4chan is that Tieba is totally not anonymous (oouso:

Wait, is he really saying "I still had AIDS"? What kind of arsehole is he? To be honest, if he really had AIDS, he shall go to Africa to get HIV-2147483647 and then return home and rape sexually assault 114,514 local feminists other than killing Mihoyo's innocent receptionist. Besides, do you think Mihoyo is rich enough to rent the entire building? Your car has to fly to its floor before you can ram Mihoyo's receptionists instead of receptionists of other companies.

Of course, nothing happened on the 5th (or something happened, for example, the server room of u2 caught fire and was brutally distinguished, and it started two painful weeks of u2 offline). After all, just like the Cover = Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha theory I earlily mentioned, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha could only fake death at this time, and it is said that it has been faking death for a month, how could a copypasta that couldn't get fbi's attentions even posted on 4chan end their fake death? But I never dreamed that someone really bought two knives half a month later, travelled from Foshan to the headquarters of Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha to assassinate Mihoyo bosses. According to the US laws, this is called "interstate transportation of a firearm with intent to commit an offense". Of course, because Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha was cyberbullied everyday, and some people even ran to their building to post banners, they had already called the police, or (I think it is more likely) that the fake arse assassin did not take any protective measures to buy knives online. It has already attracted the attention of a certain department that's monitoring the internet 25 hours a day, making this amateur level assassination not successful. However, if there are several extreme Honkai 3rd players who are skilled in Hitman series, I guess Mihoyo bosses are already assassinated.

Of course, I definitely don’t want them really assassinated, otherwise I would have no cuties to impact in the future

The funny point is that the assassination is actually one of the few languages that Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha could understand. After this incident, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha privatized the Honkai 3rd bunny girls youtube video, and canceled the bunny girl event on the global Honkai 3rd server in a speed of light (maybe not that speed of light, there is a saying that they wait until the global Honkai 3rd server's event to end). This move has caused extreme dissatisfaction among Western players, because this was originally their third anniversary event, and then it just disappeared (maybe there is some kinda skin or something, almost equivalent to Cuties Impact kfc wings removed from the local server due to the redneck assassin's failed assassination attempts). And regardless of whether the quality of this event is outright rubbish or not, with the rebellious (oouso) spirit of anti-communitsts, these bunch of retards flattered the low quality bunny girl event into the sky, and left 114514 racist comments on reddit, as usual. With such a bunch of retards, Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can also feed shit into global server as local server, or even more shit, for example, a video of more than one minute and a galgame plot of less than 10 minutes can make Western players think that it is the supreme reward of their Mihoyo daddy, ueber funny. I read 1145.14 comments, none of them mentioned the true nature of the extreme players in the local server, all their rants are either shittalking ccp or shittalking players on local server, no wonder anti-Mihoyo united front does not exist, and Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha can do whatever they want in both servers anyway. Or the local server is a little better, at least after assassination attempts, they are hakushin forced to concede and give away (at least in term of whales' per capita consumptions) irrelevant gacha items, global server players can’t even realize their demands, too weak.

paimonthonk

the time for my favorite "how to rate xxx" has come again (oouso. What the futabruh is this incident caused by the epic troll Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha? What is wrong with that bunny girl video? Why does Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha make it and what did they think about making it? And of course, why can't the extreme Honkai 3rd fans tolerate this video that they have been -ganging Mihoyo for a month, even reach the point of assassination attempt? 🤔

And then we'll try to answer these questions

First, video appreciation (oousu:

As a Meta Impact player who has never played Honkai 3rd, what is the look and feel of this video to me? In my opinion, at least its soundtrack is too tasteless, and it is not clear that it is the 720p resolution of this video after re-uploading (the original video might have 4k version, but it is now privatized), or something else, caused me to feel that its production level is not very good. Is this thing fucking outsourced? I remember that Honkai 3rd did have several videos showing off their magic modification technology on Unity engine, which was made by Mihoyo themselves. In short, the quality of this third anniversary event of the global server is really low.

But this video or the related event of the global server itself is not a big problem. If there was, it would be the problem of out-of-character. After all, based on my vulgar understanding of the plot of Honkai 3rd, if these Valkyries was placed in the hakushin medieval world of Cuties Impact, they could fight back and forth with the maintainers of the heavenly orders behind the scenes. How can they gamble and do it so bad until their ship is mortgaged? I knew they wanna write some exclusive plots to favor their Western market. Why can they only come up with this kind of rubbish of gambling? Are they satirizing that Americans only favor this? The United States is indeed relatively vulgar per capita, but it is also a nation of hundreds of years old. Excavating the history of the United States can still produce some in-depth exclusive plots. It can also show a sense of superiority to them, and it is still the least offensive way of showing. Besides, even if they used this excuse to bring bunny fanservices, this kind of plot is extremely failed even in fanfics, not to mention this is an official work. So I said this is a very low-quality event plot. If that's what global server players enjoy, they can probably go -gang Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha to death.

However, this retarded event that might allows us to watch jokes of global players for free, caused an uproar after it reached the local server. So I suppose the biggest problem with this video must be related to the domestic and international environment, or the so-called Zeitgeist. And no matter it was intentional or unintentional, it ignited a series of gunpowder, from the long lasting operation problems of Honkai 3rd, to the so-called Zeitgeist, almost could be called cyber-WW1. Even Lexburner couldn't ignite that much of gunpowder like Mihoyo do.

deepthonk

First of all, even though they are both the japanese anime style cutie games made by the same Kabushikigaisha, Honkai 3rd and Cuties Impact are two completely different games. By difference I mostly mean that their player groups are significant different. Although there are exceptions, most of the Cuties Impact players I have known, even a quasi-whale guy who had all characters except Hutao chan, are all meta players, I could only have hypercarry characters except Ganyu like him until 1.4 patch. And the reason why he didn't pull Hutao chan and half retired is that he couldn't meta anymore. (I remember that Hutao chan needs a certain exclusive weapon to make it fun to play. Besides, he already had a lot of Pyro hypercarries, And we all know that the meta difficulty of Pyro hypercarries is pretty high, right?

And Honkai 3rd is a game that is difficult to describe. If someone spent tens of thousands of money in it, the reason is not meta, although this game is said to be less friendly than Meta Impact in terms of meta. The real reason is that they really thonk these anime cuties are their wife. In other words, just like I invented the term "cutie game" to describe a series of games that even other aspacts of them are shitty, people would still buy them for anime cuties, there is also a term to summarize Honkai 3rd: "incel game". There is only one possibility that these players spent tens of thousands of money in Honkai 3rd that is even worse than cuties impact, that is, they are the lowest level of all kinda incel, simp incel.

Only if reddit comments ever mentioned the word "incel", I didn't really despise their cognitive level, just like I despise the meta level of a certain Amber lover and 4* Nobles Obliges Diluc guy.

Don't stop me, I wanna make fun of his meta level again:

Zhongli was already perfectly fine (oouso

Taunting a certain physical Keqing player in a certain chatroom, then got gangbanged, like literally gangbanged, and then start to defend himself in Kong Yiji style

I won’t repeat the source of incels anymore, you can go find 114514 academic papers on 4chan (oouso. Anyway, as a result, since simp incel can personally give 3d bitches the power to exploit them to death via intimate relationship, so for Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha which is more greedy than an individual 3d bitch, they also personally gave Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha the power to exploit them to the point that they have nothing left, via intimate relationship. Even the intimate relationship used here to exploit them is virtual, or hakushin, only existed in their own minds.

So, as a hakushin MGTOW, although I often write "k-kawaii [insert cutie name here] chan ist mein waifu! " on my discord nickname, I don’t think that I have established any intimate relationship with these anime cuties, just like the attitude to 3d world. To put it harsher, these anime cuties are just my cyber fuckmates. Obviously, I certainly know that there are greedy capitalists behind these anime cuties, I mean there are already enough exploiters in this shitty world, why more yoke on yourself? And in the name of one of the most basic needs of human beings, the need for intimate relationship? So the first thing I do after seeing anime cuties or 3d cuties, is to find their nude photos hentai pics, because this is a key step in deconstructing the myth of intimate relationship, especially for anime cuties, hentai pics are basically completely free, and even if it doesn’t exist, I could always learn to paint and then draw one by myself, it’s totally not a big deal. Anime cuties should become the road to the hakushin communism without exploitation, at least without intimate relationship exploitation. (At least because of the existence of private trackers like u2, anime communism is already a fact for me), but in Honkai 3rd, anime cuties were rearmed as the tools for capitalists to exploit simps, which is really sad.

But could these incels be satisfied with their desire for intimate relationship in real life? If Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha only exploited them for hundreds of thousands of money, the real life would explote them for millions of money. And this is not even enough, 3d reversed nationalist bitches also like to suck foreign dicks for free, fighting hard to bacome HIV-2147483647 carriers, otherwise why do you think incel would rather waste money in Honkai 3rd than in 3d bitches. And I personally think that Mihoyo Kabushikigaisha's biggest mistake in this incident is that, whatever shitty event they made in global server, can be easily interpreted in a ridiculous way as these anime cuties in Honkai 3rd did the exactly same thing as 3d bitches, they would rather waer bunny costume and dance to amuse foreigners abroad, I mean that amateur MMD video that doesn't even know where and how to put the camera, than willing to show closeness in the local server. Of course, you can also say that this is a meta plot, because when these cuties dance in the plot, the audiences are only characters in the game. But in any case, even if Mihoyo’s original intention of doing this was just to make some customized content for its western market, no matter how outsiders interpret it, there is nothing they can do right now. So what is Zeitgeist (tactical backward🤔

But then again, Mihoyo KK has portrayed the Valkyrie into manipulative character like these 3d bitches, in the local server. If the incel players of Honkai 3rd can actually become addicted to this kinda stuff, then I can only say that they are really too low, and Mihoyo KK is really too shameless. Of course, I guess these Valkyries in the global server are the same, but in fact, based on my understanding of Cuties Impact or Honkai 3rd communities of the Western world, they didn't play these games in simp incel ways. Even metagaming is not very welcomed, and there are not much of metagamers like in here (this is probably the reason why few people voted for my meta fanfic🤔

Generally speaking, I have a very good impression of the Western Cuties Impact community. Unlike Perusona community, nothing but a group of pedo-police and anti-social serial murderer cultists🤔

Therefore, in a ridiculous way, Mihoyo KK dragged its core incel players into the real life ugliness. Their smart extinguishing operation not only caused incel to suffer from 3d bitches PTSD yet again, and also cut off the last hope of reconciliation between local server players and global server players. Originally, people play anime cutie games just to escape reality, but the operation of Mihoyo KK forced them into the very frontline of Zeitgeist calledSino-US confrontation (convinced🤔

At this point, I’m really taking it. I can’t take it anymore. Cover = Mihoyo theory added yet another very powerful argument. Ironically, as a KK who literally cut tides with Cover KK when it's fucked, it rushed to the forefront of the forefront of Sino-US confrontation in almost the same ridiculous way. It is not even like the Cover KK with a group of Class A war criminals who are eager for the Sino-US nuclear war🤔

It means that Cover KK stands on the forefront of Sino-US confrontation with its own strength, and Mihoyo KK only need to lie down to reach the forefront of Sino-US confrontation.

But in any case, the players in the local and global servers of Honkai 3rd are now fighting, and both sides think that the opposite is better, but they don’t know they actually had a common enemy. They are greedy and use their need for intimate relationship to exploit them (of course, I don’t think Western players will think that Mihoyo is exploiting them, because they will not seek intimate relationship in it anyway. Besides, they don’t even participate in the PvP rankings). But even more unfortunately (oouso), by using the racism cards on both sides to divide the players, this time Mihoyo KK can no longer wipe its ass after stirring up the shit without any cost. It has to choose sides. After all, it is really rushing this time. When it comes to the front line of the front line, which even CIA dare not. And even if it wants to ride the fence, I think the global players of Honkai 3rd will have to -gang it to death, even with the price of 2147483647 racist comments left on reddit. Although your attempt to wipe the country from the world map is funny, you can at least try to wipe the US branch of Mihoyo KK from the United States first, in Kyoto Animation style (actually I still like Kyoto animation, so I think that fire should be burned elsewhere, don’t get me wrong about the meaning of the word used here), maybe I can donate you $21.47483647 to buy gasoline. American gasoline is cheap af anyway, so much dollars should be able to buy two or three times the amount of gasoline needed to burn Kyoto Animation, enough to burn everyone in the US branch of Mihoyo KK to ashes (I am sure that the remaining gasoline can be used to burn Atlus USA the DMCA lover too🤔

Is Mihoyo KK, like its conjugate KK Cover, forgot what type of products they provide to their consumers? Their products, whether it’s incel game that only simp incel would spend thousands of money in, or the virtual female streamers that only simp incel would spend thousands of money in superchats, is to allow people to get a temporary escape from the fight of the real life, or to get a temporary escape from Zeitgeist. And they seem to have forgotten this completely, trying to keep introducing Zeitgeist into the anime cutie world, so Iiyo! Koiyo! Since you likes Zeitgeist so much, what about becoming Zeitgeist's cannon fodder? I don’t know what to do with Cover KK, but if Mihoyo KK got rekt from both Jin and United States at the same time, wouldn’t it be more enjoyable than its bosses being dismembered? After all, the anime communism could only happen when anime capitalism are all dead (oouso🤔

鼓吹印共毛的最后一自然段无论在美国还是晋国都过于政治不正确，不翻译了🤔

后记（大嘘

这玩意翻译得我快要吐了，外加后半段是在公交车上完成的，生理不适感又加了一分🤔总体来说极其的词不达意，但这次我决定完全甩锅google translate，毕竟我自己从头开始估计也会有点词不达意感🤔

当然我做这件事除了闲的实在是蛋疼外，我还想搞点思想实验，比如林纾式翻译到底可不可行，当年他能在完全不懂英文的情况下完成英文翻译，仅仅做了下我们现在被称为润色的事情🤔我这玩意也是对着google translate结果直接改的，假装我没看过原文，也不懂原文是什么意思，至少在公交上我没机会上双语对照（确信🤔

拉倒吧，其实原文是我写的（🤔下次我应该找个/z/本人的作品做这种思想实验，因为/z/语我真tm不懂🤔

最近发现小时候看的快乐星球系列科幻片（确信）已经出第五季了，奇怪的是没有一个电视台愿意买，所以只能便乘网剧了🤔再一看，它和第四季隔了10年，这已经算是隔了两到三个时代断层了，我都不确定它之前的观众还会不会去看，它居然还敢出，也是佩服🤔

第一季貌似是03年出的，我看到的时候可能是04年或05年，当然也有可能就是03年，毕竟在少儿频道全国同步播出，不像冻鳗有个明显的引进时间差🤔至于/z/本冻鳗，尽管我没看到什么全国性的频道有过引进，但我小时候本地的电视台有电话点播频道，所以我也有机会看一部分pokemon的冻鳗（毕竟就算点播也会向当地所有的观众放，这是电视，不是现在流行的伪装成电视的intranet），应该是无印版吧，反正是在那时也算十几年前的东西就是了🤔再不济还能买到迪迦奥特曼的vcd，还有盖亚和cosmos，让我一度认为这三个才是平成三杰（其实cosmos已经算所谓的新生代🤔另外u2上面没多少奥特曼的资源，盖亚只有bdrip，cosmos压根没有🤔

当然总体来说我小时候电视上放的国产节目比现在有意思多了，有讲东北抗联和/z/本战后抹除战争罪行的抗日剧（后面我就没有见到一部这种主题的），有讲在西南无人区（大嘘）保护大熊猫的，当然也有像快乐星球这样的迫真科幻剧🤔迫真科幻指它的科幻元素只是噱头，核心内容其实还是面向儿童的节目那一套，家庭关系和学校关系之类的🤔和现在的什么学园科幻冻鳗基本上是反着来的，现在的玩意里面学园部分反而是噱头，科幻才是重心🤔

顺便插一句，快乐星球翻译成英文是叫happystar呢，还是叫happy planet呢？🤔毕竟“星球”是个非常有歧义的词，它既可能指行星又可能指恒星🤔但在1145.14番迫真思考后，我钦定了后者🤔首先快乐星球里面的迫真外星人，按照里面的介绍，居住在一个叫做“快乐星球”（第二季还有一个“黑暗星球”）的星球上，那么肯定是行星了（大嘘🤔毕竟就算是外星人也没法忍受恒星的高温，如果他们也是碳基或者硅基生命（大嘘）的话🤔另外一个叫做lonely planet的旅游节目在国内被翻译成了“孤独星球”🤔

无论如何，作为快乐星球系列的老粉（大嘘，这部作品也深深影响了我自己的科幻作品（确信🤔甚至连某个三体作者都曾经说过，快乐星球的大火比他的所有科幻小说加起来都意义重大，当然这不是本文的重点

接下来是暴论时间🤔

快乐星球系列里有个常见的设定，主角只要在一台电脑前跑某种特定程序或者输入某种密码之后，然后还要用某个外星吊坠敲回车键，就能从电脑面前瞬移到到快乐星球里面的某个设施那里🤔而我之前说过，我在上高中的时候就已经在构思某部科幻作品了，我当时的设定也是主角可以在任意电脑前瞬移到initiator组织的总部🤔当然现在看来这实在是过于扯淡，所以被我废弃了🤔取而代之的是主角通过某种魔改装置瞬移进initiator总部，但至少快乐星球系列的人物也挺喜欢发明和使用各种装置的，我至少继承了这点（大嘘🤔

快乐星球那边的舞台与其说是星球，不如说是空间站🤔所以它要不要考虑改名“快乐空间站”？🤔而且如果我没记错的话，在那边时间相对于地球是完全停止的，换句话说晚上11点瞬移到快乐星球（大嘘，在里面待了114514秒，然后再瞬移回地球之后，还是当天的晚上11点，加两次瞬移所需时间🤔我基本上也是如此设定的，但我肯定要搞比快乐星球稍微硬一点的科幻的，所以在主角瞬移到initiator总部之后，尽管说在地球上时间仍然在继续，但等他瞬移回时，他会瞬移回他进入时的那个时间点，这样就和快乐星球差不多一样了（大嘘🤔

当然在能够改变时间的科幻作品里面，通常有两个极端，一个是平行宇宙说，一个是线性时间说🤔我采用的是两者的迫真缝合，对过去采用线性时间说，对未来采用平行宇宙说（大嘘🤔换句话说主角从地球上消失后如果他在initiator总部里玩了两周的话，那么按照常规逻辑他也在地球上消失了两周，但如果他赶在他之前在地球上消失的时间点回来了的话，那个他消失了两周的平行宇宙基本上可以认为不存在了，取而代之的是他仍然在地球上，上第二天的课的平行宇宙（确信🤔前面不是说快乐星球的基地是个在近地轨道上的空间站吗，我的作品里面initiator总部也是个大型飞船（确信🤔只不过那么大的飞船肯定不能放在近地轨道上，所以只能放在别处了，还得是114514世纪🤔

但上述这些对我来说都不算最重要的，最重要的是，快乐星球系列直接影响了我从小到大命名一系列东西的习惯，从它之后我将一系列东西都命名为了XX星球，但我小时候怎么可能会理解恒星和行星在英文里的区别呢？🤔所以在我的命名里面，它们统统都是star🤔现在看来它还可以迫真引申出另外一套意义，人类迟早会离开地球，向全宇宙进发，而作为设定于114514世纪（大嘘）的科幻作品，star是不是比planet更有意境呢？interstellar是不是比interplanetary更远呢？🤔所以我就将错就错选择star及其相关词汇好了🤔再说了，planet有什么意思，类地行星可能永远都找不到，就算找到了也得花114514年时间进行terraforming，还是城市大小的宇宙飞船更有意思（大嘘🤔

草，录了一段barbara dps打1.5活动第二个副本（Twisted Realm）的视频🤔发现这个视频实在是不好压缩，压缩到1.8Mbps之后文件体积是勉强没超nitro classic的大小，但此时视频本身已经糊得没法看了，哪怕以discord小窗口的标准也没法看🤔这和冻鳗果然不太一样🤔

再一看码率，128Mbps，草的批爆，看来我目前只能尝试分片后再上传到discord tube上了🤔tsmuxer分片的时候35MB文件大小能分成35MB到47MB，看来它一个关键帧的东西真™多（确信🤔

不过既然所有ts分片上传到了discord tube，那么在vps上将其合并成mp4文件也是非常简单的事，有114514种方法，最简单的是用ffmpeg粘贴进discord的m3u8链接一句话搞定，但这种方法只能单线程🤔要么就是分析m3u8然后将分片全部下下来，再合并🤔

有了mp4后上传到屑tube也是可以的，刚好还可以用屑tube来免费压缩下，我自己的电脑压缩视频实在是慢的批爆🤔

我们来看下能不能在线播放（

屑tube链接，貌似他们处理了好几个小时了还没处理出4k60p，渣渣🤔

ps. 这个账号不是我的，我的barbara chan怎么可能会有四风原典:barbruh:

我发现英军已经开始测试火箭飞行兵（确信）了：

查了一下，是一个叫做gravity的厂子做的涡喷飞行服，这是wired的专访：

我们可以借此一瞥它的部分工作原理🤔

根据这个片子的描述，它的创始人曾经试过各种类型的配置，包括将涡喷发动机绑在两条腿上的配置，但那个配置非常容易导致重心不稳，然后翻车（确信🤔所以最后决定将两条腿上的涡喷发动机合并到背后了，这样它就能和操作者手上拿的6个更小型的涡喷发动机处于同一平面，这样就能非常稳了🤔

现在它看起来应该和gta online的oppressor mk2差不多，一个发动机用来抵消重力，一个用来往前飞，只不过在游戏里面抵消重力的那个是小的，而现实中很不幸的是，抵消重力的那个是最大的，绝大多数的动力和燃油被浪费在了抵消重力上，它一分钟消耗一加仑的燃油，居然只有35mph的最高速度，连摩托车都不如🤔

不过我寻思英国早在上世纪70年代就全面转用国际单位制了，为什么他还在用英制🤔再一看，价格44万美元而不是英镑，草，原来是精神美国人🤔

当然人形飞行装甲有个飞机没法相比的优势，那就是它有极高的灵活性🤔这套装备如果带个翅膀，哪怕是最垃圾的那种翅膀，也用不着必须让最大的那个涡喷发动机只能垂直于地面喷了，它可以在离地有一定高度后开始倾斜，就像cuties impact第一个版本里面人物的坐标系一样（还记得香菱巡航导弹bug吗🤔这样的话，首先所有发动机的一部分动力可以用来加速了，另外一方面加速使得最烂的翅膀都能提供相当多的升力来抵消重力，毕竟和飞机相比一个背了飞行服的人是非常轻的🤔最终效果是所有发动机都接近平行，开始真正的高速飞行🤔降落的时候刚好相反，发动机或者操作者的身体调整姿态到垂直于地面，直到真正接近于地面时为止🤔

他们现在已经在测试带翅膀飞行了，比发动机技术更难的方面其实是适应这种类型的飞行，但一旦适应了，其实人比任何飞机的飞控都能更加灵活地在空中随意飞行🤔

thonk

为什么我会突然评论这么一个视频？因为我觉得这种类型的技术能够比任何航空技术更快使人类便乘可以在三维空间任意移动的物种🤔无论是固定翼飞机还是直升机，尽管人类的确可以借助这些庞然大物快速旅行也好，飞到天上也好，但它们要么需要专门训练的飞行员来开，要么体积大的1b，也没法想飞到哪儿就飞到哪儿🤔但如果每个人身上都有一套这样的飞行服呢？由于它的发动机和人的肢体直接绑定，很快飞行就和走路一样便乘人的本能，根本不需要像传统飞行器一样还需要特殊训练🤔再假以时日能源问题也得到了解决，比如在大城市里面利用随处可见的远距离无线输电之类的，以后每个人出门去哪里都是飞过来的（确信🤔一天的生活以从窗户飞出开始，以飞进窗户结束，窗户也会便乘门（大嘘🤔

但至少现在，我们只能蒙在这玩意44万美元的造价、一分钟一加仑的燃油消耗，还有对了，X都整个市区都笼罩在的以X流机场为圆心大概有30km范围的禁飞区里🤔所以想便乘三维生物只能在幻想作品里实现了🤔

extras

说到幻想作品，我还真有一个不知什么时候继续写的玩意，里面的主角有一套飞行服🤔不过我那个玩意还是比较高级（确信）的，因为它里面塞了32个涡喷发动机，还是电动的，而且还有至少五分钟的续航（具体我也没开始设定🤔不过主角通常喜欢便乘别的动力源，比如到处都有的敌军飞行器，或者鬼知道什么时候插在教室里的远距离无线输电设备🤔而且主角自从拿到这个装备之后就深知它的限制，飞行从来是以在一个足够高的地方跳下来滑翔开始的🤔我从这系列装备存在的一开始就是将其视为动力滑翔翼来写的，但我做梦都没想到最先在现实中实现的居然是个要浪费大量动力抵消重力的玩意🤔

现在我觉得是时候继续写这么一套玩意了，一方面是写新的剧情，但我更想完善下旧作，在里面补充一系列设定🤔

这几天epic没啥新游戏，貌似只有一款免费游戏，它的奖励还得登录它的游戏客户端才能拿，我可没时间把我的那么多账号都登一遍🤔

所以我在某个已经打开了开发者选项的交易历史界面随手复制了下curl请求，发现它现在所有账号参数全在cookies里面🤔我记得以前epic的账号凭据反正不在cookies里面，它放在了鬼知道什么地方，所以有时候恢复个浏览器profile都能掉登录🤔

当然epic最大的问题是如果访问需要账号的页面之后放置了足够长的时间，它会强制重新登录一遍，哪怕默认我不需要重新输账号和密码，这个重新登录的过程仍然使得我直接访问购买（迫真）链接之后它重定向不到正确的链接，所以本来我访问一次页面能够完成的事情便乘了访问两次，而且对我的几百个账号来说每个都得访问两次🤔

但现在我趁这次机会收集了所有账号的所有cookies，接下来我便可以比如每个小时访问一遍交易记录页面，准确来说是交易记录的那个ajax请求，这样的话也许以后我每次需要领epic游戏的时候，我就可以直接访问一遍购买链接就能打开购买页面了，效率至少能提升一半🤔

而且epic改版之后换了一家验证码网站，这家基本上只要浏览器页面一直挂着就能自动领游戏，不像上家有时候还要弹出个验证码页面，导致那段时间我发明了用高级ip故意让它弹出验证码页面，然后用低级ip来点验证码的玩法🤔

具体来说，它领游戏的网络请求按照点击验证码前后被拆成了两个阶段，第一阶段对ip质量是有要求的，低质量的ip可能会触发点击三四次验证码，而第二个阶段对ip质量没有要求，只要这个ip当天领了少于10个游戏都能领🤔所以只要故意触发验证码页面，就能用任何ip领游戏了🤔问题是第一阶段并非什么时候都会卡验证码，我的经验表明在领第七个游戏时才会卡验证码🤔然后在5分钟后它又不卡验证码了，所以我必须在5分钟内刷出尽可能多的验证码页面🤔验证码界面的有效期大概是10分钟，在此期间只要输入了正确的验证码就能直接领游戏，但之后它会提示重新刷新页面🤔所以我实践中基本上是每一个高级ip换40个验证码页面，分四个低级ip领完🤔

当然现在我不用这么蛋疼地折腾了，也许我可以试下用无头浏览器来自动领游戏了（确信🤔但我不清楚的是无头浏览器到底有多先进，能否做到打开一个页面就能一直运行，让我比如用命令行来控制点击网页上的按钮，点击之后它会自动运行一系列的脚本和网页，直到完成指定的网络请求（比如迫真感谢页面）或者由另外一个程序返回领了游戏的结果（比如交易请求的那个ajax是完全用不着无头浏览器的）再退出？而且如果可能的话，能不能对多个线程的状态做隔离，就像firefox的身份标签页一样？🤔如果它能做到这些的话，自动化领epic游戏就能实现了🤔

update：不到8个小时这些cookies都失效了，而且重新登录之后这些cookies仍然没有恢复，看来这方面的研究还得继续（确信🤔

从meta的角度来说，yanfei chan实在是拉不动，还是我用的武器太垃圾，反正就是没有diluc猛🤔

有图为证（确信：

但yanfei chan萌的1b啊，甚至比klee还要萌（确信🤔所以在可见的未来我还是要将kawaii yanfei chan当作主c用（大嘘🤔这样的话队伍搭配就成了钟离，bennett和行秋，理论上来说有甘雨的话kawaii yanfei chan的火伤就有更大概率是melt，但我没有🤔

meta的部分就是这样，但我发现其实yanfei chan的萌点是小乳房，乳量甚至比fischl chan还要小🤔我搞了些yanfei chan的hentai图片，结果传到那个据说是weeb聊天室里最宽容的聊天室，也被秒删了🤔这样基本上相当于yanfei chan享受到了萝莉待遇（大嘘🤔

所以我最后还是得重启我自己的聊天室，毕竟在我那边二刺螈角色的年龄是毫无意义的东西，任何对这点有异议的傻逼会被我直接叉出去🤔再说了，那是我自己的聊天室，我想上传什么就上传什么（确信🤔

bruhdaddy

我发现godaddy的域名续费不仅贵得批爆，而且由于某种原因，支付起来也变得极其不方便，它以前好像可以用X付宝和X信的，再不济还可以用paypal，现在砍得只剩下信用卡和网银了🤔所以，我干脆转出yukari.live得了🤔

转出过程还算顺利，先解锁域名，然后设置转出，拿到authorization code，将这个玩意输入到要转入的域名商那里，在那儿支付完成之后就可以坐等转出了，它会在当前的期限上再续一年🤔

按照它上面说的转出和转入需要等一周，但其实不用这么长时间🤔几十分钟后我收到godaddy的邮件，意思是我可以手动approve转出🤔登进godaddy的管理界面找transfer标签页，它会提示那个域名需要approve，确认后几秒钟它从这个页面中消失了，也从godaddy的产品页面中消失了，但那边还在处理🤔

又等了几分钟，那边也发过来邮件说转入完成，现在那个域名就在那边了🤔这个过程需要更换一次whois的contact info，或者至少需要更换一次contact email，需要点发过去的链接确认🤔我看了下貌似dns设置也转过去了，有意思，至少我不用改dns了🤔那么这样我就可以告别godaddy了（确信🤔

不过whois这种东西我们都知道，除了邮箱必须是真的外，别的东西都可以瞎激霸填🤔我在改whois信息的时候遇到了蛋疼情况，它换邮箱需要原邮箱和新邮箱同时确认（转出时只需要确认新的），原邮箱webmail和smtp客户端都登不上，我只好用命令行挖掘邮件了，在折腾了1145.14秒后终于拼凑出了确认链接🤔

hddthonk

这几天我随便翻了下X鱼的硬盘板块，尽管我最喜欢（大嘘）的sas垃圾盘到现在都没降价，但很神奇的是笔记本smr垃圾盘st2000lt007/015已经降到了300块钱以下，甚至280的都有🤔看来矿蛆尽管是蛆，但绝对不是傻逼，知道smr垃圾盘没法用来挖他们的妈（那么问题来了，2TB/3TB的sas垃圾盘也没法用来挖他们的妈，投nmb的机🤔这样，目测如果我的砂糖盘真的用光了，我就得把部分东西转移到这种smr垃圾盘上了，首先需要转移过去的是游戏截图，别的东西倒是可以接着存砂糖盘上🤔这种硬盘挺薄的，一个3.5寸硬盘收纳盒能够装6个，这样的话它的存储密度就约等于12TB的3.5寸硬盘（确信🤔

另外我发现第一个出便宜2.5G交换机的居然是tp-link，五口便宜到400，八口便宜到500，这在交换机这种东西里面算是便宜到爆了🤔至于千兆“交换机”那自然不用说了，便宜到30的都有，其无线功能完全像是送的🤔好像最便宜的万兆电口交换机也是tp-link，网件有个1900的八口，比tp-link贵了400，但有网管功能，比如什么vlan之类的，计算机网络的最后一节实验课是不是被我翘了，我完全不清楚网管交换机可以配置什么🤔

2.5G交换机我还是用得着的，我买个这玩意然后把埋墙里的cat7网线全部插上这个，再找一条线和无线路由器或者光猫相连，这样我的几台电脑或者平板就能以300MB/s速度传文件了🤔问题是，我现在没有几台同时要用的电脑，常用的只有一台，win平板实在是太垃圾，半年都没开过机（确信🤔2.5G网卡我倒是有两个，所以最后我还是去搞直连吧，就像13年我还在用100Mbps路由器的时候，笔记本和台式就是直连的🤔

草，我一出门发现去X江堰的动车票都没了，突然想到今天是这个月的最后一天，或者说是长假的前一天🤔这也就意味着哪怕我买到票了，回去的时候车上肯定也挤满了人🤔所以我去找点别的乐子，比如去6号线的另外一个终点站🤔

拉倒吧，那个叫望丛祠的景点6点就关门了，所以我还是坐有轨电车回去吧，至少这次我对它的观感比两年前好多了🤔最重要的一个原因是两年前也就是刚开通那几天我来回都没有座位🤔但现在这车压根就没什么人坐，爽的批爆🤔我懒得管这条线的运营方是不是得亏死，反正他们建轨道交通炒周边房子就已经赚得批爆了，我只需要爽就是了🤔这件事上我基本上和对待米忽悠株式会社的游戏差不多，我懒得管cuties impact是不是舔崩坏3萌妹的舔狗incel掏钱众筹的，我只需要impact cuties就完事了🤔

ps. 这有轨电车真是慢的批爆，最高时速只有68，tm连校车都不如，校车都能最高跑到80呢，还是在不上高速的情况下🤔相同的路线地铁可能半个小时就到了，它坐了将近一小时才到半途🤔观光车（确信🤔

deepthonk

我打算把我上篇文章概括简写成两个版本，一个在批乎上用，一个用来在youtube上和random外国人辩经（大嘘🤔批乎上面的版本可以尝试用base64加密，毕竟我在批站上面见到很多左壬用这种方式交流，而批站至少目前拿他们一点办法都没有，所以我作为迫真左壬也可以学习同志（大嘘）们的方式在资本主义社交媒体上交流（确信🤔

注114514：只有意识形态完全相同的左壬之间才会互相叫同志，随便找两个左壬他们不会互相杀了对方就不错了🤔

所以我先理清中心思想🤔基本上只有一个（当然我那篇里面其实有很多个，但我是以输出观点的名义去troll的不是去讲道理的），那就是：米忽悠的所谓兔女郎事件，爆发的原因无非是（用美国人听得懂的语言来说）incel rebellion，period（确信🤔只不过你们美国人喜欢以刺杀无辜（确信）的大学萌妹的方式来表达incel rebellion，所以晋国人就不能以刺杀游戏公司老板的方式来表达了？🤔

当然你也可以像一个充满理性的人一样去论证崩坏3国服积累了好几年的矛盾，策划不当人好几年，米忽悠株式会社pua玩家好几年，就和cover的火药桶爆发前夕的情况一毛一样等标准答案（确信，但你觉得这群白皮听得进去吗？白皮又不玩虚空pvp排行榜这种玩意，他们把这游戏当萌妹游戏玩的，所以米忽悠株式会社整人的操作他们没有一点感觉，这波是晋国的玩家玩游戏心态本来就有问题🤔cover那边也差不多，他们看vtuber是当娱乐节目看的，不是当偶像节目看的，更不会把自己的亲密关系需求投射到所谓的偶像身上🤔非常有可能他们的这部分需求已经在别处得到了满足，以某种形式🤔所以他们根本没法和国服玩家在米忽悠不当人这块感同身受，共情？不存在的🤔

所以想至少达到共情，就需要搬出他们能认知的东西，比如给不同诉求的崩坏3国服玩家统统扣上一顶incel的帽子（无慈悲🤔因为很明显，喜欢玩二刺螈萌妹游戏的在美国也不算chad，就和别的国家一样🤔当然在说出they're nothin' but incel rebellion, period后别忘了加上i'm dead futabruhin' serious或者诸如此类的话，因为西方世界incel和pedo一样已经沦为没有任何字面意思的insulting 101了🤔这部分共情达成（迫真）之后，就可以开始向他们介绍些他们认知范围之外的迫真论证了，比如感谢（大嘘）他们一天25小时的高强度干涉别国互联网，不对，这里的“一天25小时”和“高强度”都是恶俗梗，你要是想装美国人的话除了记住一套美国地址和姓名外还需要避免使用这些梗，所以你可以这么说：thanks to your patriotic and relentless hard work on other nations' social networks, chinese girls have become some kinda shitty arse creatures that would rather lick foreign dicks than their own people's, even when these poor guys had to suffer millions of cailis (wiebitte? ) duo to their shitty arse cultural heritages, thus the born of these mihoyo incel gamers🤔

从逻辑的角度看这句话有114514个逻辑谬误，但我们是去troll的，能带歪一个算一个🤔

当然这里可以发散式巨魔，比如把cover的incel观众也拉进来批判一番，或者/z/本的更过分的akb48粉丝🤔以此来迫真论证这种incel不是晋国独有的现象，而是所有被美国渗透的国家都会出现的，然后你就可以把一顶又高又不好摘的种族主义帽子或者别的什么帽子扣在当场全体美国人的头上，让他们气得像元首一样大叫🤔

到这里我们就可以输出原创观点了（确信🤔比如simp incel赋权论这种，这样就论证了为什么晋国的崩坏3incel玩家能在这个没啥意思的游戏里面一掷千金了🤔只是我不太确定throwing an average of $1145.14是不是一掷千金的正确翻译方式（大嘘🤔

我发现了一种更好的分割视频的方式，用tsmuxer对视频进行分割，它可以指定文件大小而非时间，当然由于mpeg视频压缩的特性copy方式分割视频只能分割到指定大小或者时间后的第一个关键帧，但实测它分割后分片大小更加均匀，而且超出8MB的比例更少🤔

现在问题是它只能分割视频，却没法生成m3u8文件，我得想个办法生成m3u8🤔其实m3u8里面最需要填进去的参数是每个片段的时间，这个好办，ffprobe每个文件遍历一遍🤔另外尽管ffmpeg只能生成定长片段，但当你打开一个ffmpeg生成的m3u8时会发现它的时间仍然是不定长的（原因很明显，它只能分割到下一个关键帧）🤔所以，我无端猜测hls肯定允许视频不定长🤔

终于，我们可以对ffmpeg的那种瞎激霸猜测分片时间的antics说再见了，并开始迎接更科学（大嘘）的分片法🤔有一段时间我觉得我可以去研究dash了，但发现还是hls安逸🤔

我现在还在研究如何生成m3u8，并将tsmuxer部署到linux服务器上🤔

hitler plans

完全可用，奇怪的是浏览器仍然没法正常加载，但用mpv就一点问题都没有🤔手机那边也能正常加载，毕竟hls是苹果力推的协议，google也表示了支持🤔这样的话，我干脆把原版m2ts用txmuxer分成比如5MB分片得了，省去转换音频的步骤🤔

这大概是unterganger社区（迫真）里程碑的进步，在我加进去若干年之后我们终于可以在discord tube上观看bdmv画质的der untergang了🤔很不幸的是我早就被raymond chan等垃圾赶出去了🤔

现在我需要搞定命令行tsmuxer的事🤔

f u t a b r u h

我发现tsmuxer的命令行版压根就没有实现分片功能，所以我没法将其集成进脚本里🤔

看来，这玩意只能half arse了，也就是本地搞分片，然后上传到discord drive，然后在服务器端解压，然后执行discordtube脚本的后半部分🤔当然这部分我已经实现了，为了上传那个元首片段我已经魔改了discordtube脚本，现在我只需要往里面填个说明就好了🤔

der untergang（确信

die deutsche rikka

不清楚为啥这个冻鳗bdmv码率比der untergang还要高，设置成5MB之后文件几乎全部超出了8MB，设置成4MB之后尽管没有一个超出的（大概在3.81MB到7.8MB之间），但出于某种原因分片时间短到完全没法缓冲🤔看来想愉快地在discord tube上面看冻鳗bdmv，还是需要将分片全部延长到50MB或者以上🤔所以最后还是ended up使用discord小号🤔

但我搞这玩意至少对付个10Mbps的毛片啥的是可以随便对付了（确信🤔

deepthonk

我又试了下p3m的bdrip，发现它处理bdrip无论是固定时间还是固定大小，分片大小都极其不固定，能从比如3MB一直到20MB，而我分的片只有5MB🤔这可真tm见了鬼了🤔

看来，bdrip还是用回ffmpeg比较好🤔

当然我还试了一些低码率视频，比如brcc的只有4Mbps的片子🤔这些片子表现得不错，分7MB片子最大没有超过8MB，比ffmpeg那边说实话好多了，ffmpeg的话恐怕得降两三次时间（指在分片大小/平均码率这个基础上）才能全部低于8MB🤔

bruhside

下了一个fripside的专辑，那个bdmv貌似里面是演唱会啥的🤔但有一个真的歌曲mv，所以我顺便用tsmuxer处理下🤔发现它只要分片大小足够大，结果还是比较稳定的，比如我填的是45MB（中间没有i，说明是1000进制），它最大也只有47MB，我觉得可以拿nitro慢慢传🤔但设置成6MB的话，超出8MB的分片就突然占了40%这么多🤔这些分片都得用nitro，传起来肯定比50MB分片还要慢🤔

我看了下fripside的wiki，发现这个乐队以前做过很多galgame的配乐，草🤔

firefox基本上直接gg，mpv倒是可以流畅看，由于我使用了大分片，它下载速度直接上了12MB/s，换算下来这能支持100Mbps码率的视频（确信🤔我猜测hls这种东西它缓冲的时候会下载后面好几个分片的内容，所以当然是分片大小越大越好了，但除非webhook可以传大于8MB的附件，我可不太确定有什么办法能够快速上传大分片🤔

我以前在vps上测过，webhook多线程能够达到50MB/s，nitro单线程只有不到⑨MB/s，这慢了基本上80%🤔当然从本机上传的话反而不用担心这个，因为多线程我发现也只有6MB/s（那个测试配置文件只有⑨个线程，如果我用32个线程的正式配置文件的话估计能满带宽），这样算下来nitro单线程上传50MB文件也没慢多少🤔

50MB分片就这么爽的话，100MB分片那就爽的批爆了，甚至可以支持130Mbps的4k游戏录屏流畅观看，如果它能跑满我的200Mbps梯子限速的话🤔所以在discord tube上享受（大嘘）bdmv最好的办法是想办法搞个便宜的nitro小号，然后在上面建个聊天室，或者直接使用dm，因为聊天室可以删，但dm不行🤔当然另外一方面小号也可以被橄榄但聊天室不会（大嘘🤔

new crap

另外一方面，既然我现在可以上传bdmv了（尽管目前我上传的只是些部分分片，比如元首大喊大叫片段啥的，还有戈培尔著名的大屁股裂了nms），我也需要改善下我的脚本的并行性了，花十几分钟替换两三千个分片是我不能容忍的🤔至少有两点，一点是并行启动多个ffprobe进行视频分片的时长分析，通常来说生成m3u8是本地的事，因为本地的cpu资源比vps那边多多了🤔另外一点是并行替换m3u8里的视频文件成discord链接，这部分其实和我写的频道备份脚本比较像了，先将m3u8里面一个分片占的两行合并成一行，然后直接按行分割就可以了，再以每个线程为单位筛选掉需要nitro的文件，这部分文件到时候合并到下一个多线程任务（也就是正式上传）的线程0去🤔这样理论上来说，上传完成后除了线程0之外的任何线程生成的discord链接文件只用来替换它对应的那部分m3u8，这样时间复杂度马上降了n的平方（确信🤔最后再用进程0生成的discord链接进行全文替换，再重建m3u8即可🤔那么问题来了，和discord备份频道那边不同，现在可能有10%到20%的文件是用nitro线程上传的，我需要在nitro这边也要只替换一部分文件🤔一个可能的途径是在nitro线程生成的链接文件里做特殊的记录，标明它是哪个普通线程分过来的，到时候它只替换某个线程的文件🤔不对，我记得这玩意的替换脚本先遍历原文件（对应线程的片段），再遍历（对应线程的）链接文件，这样的话无论nitro线程的链接文件来自哪个普通线程，都可以在比如每个线程在自己的链接文件里找不到后被遍历到🤔这样，至少我不用改绝大多数代码了（确信🤔

jajaja

在我折腾了1145.14秒后终于搞完了，测试发现nitro线程的视频没有替换，甚至便乘了完全的空值，检查代码发现该打两个竖线的地方打了一个，所以它以为是管道符号🤔那两个竖线其实是bash版本的三目运算符，用[ statement ] && ja ||nein替换if/else/then一长串🤔

改正之后它可以正常运行了，生成m3u8和替换所用时间基本可以忽略不计🤔现在我也许可以拿它处理bdmv这么大的视频了🤔我还发现目前的分割模式下，最差的情况是最后一个线程分配的分片只有一两个，换句话说绝大多数时间少了一个线程🤔但这可比频道备份脚本好多了，那个脚本里鬼知道一段消息里面有几个需要替换的附件🤔而且这玩意据我备份114514次（大嘘）discord频道的经验，它不会因为消息数量非常大而平均分布的🤔

另外这种分割模式还有一个彩蛋，哪怕我决定将每个分片都搞到50MB左右，全部用nitro线程上传了，它在替换阶段仍然可以并行🤔